2014: the year in review

As is tradition, on New Years Eve it is time to kick back and reflect on the best and the worst of the year that was 2014. And of course, take a sneak peak at the 2015 news headlines to come.

Best film: The Water Diviner water diviner

Late on the scene (Boxing Day) but a worthy and timely historical perspective on the Gallipoli campaign from both sides. It avoids the usual jingoistic Australian triumphalism that usually surrounds anything dealing with the Anzacs, and it explores something deeper.

Honourable mentions: Guardians of the Galaxy; Gone Girl; The Maze Runner; The Hunger Games; Boyhood

Best song: Take me to Church – Hozier

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When I first heard this I thought that Elton John had brushed the dust off his old piano and released a hit after 20 years in the wilderness. Not so. Hozier’s song is deep and powerful. Worthy of being dubbed the top song of 2014.

Honourable mentions: Talk is Cheap – Chet Faker; Nobody to Love- Sigma; Sky full of Stars- Coldplay; Thinking Out Loud- Ed Sheeran; Begin Again – Knife Party; Waves – Mr Probz; Definitive History – Augie March; The Days – Avicii ft. Robbie Williams

Most overplayed song: Anaconda – Nicki Minajnicki-minaj-cover-anaconda

The original song, Baby got Back, was terrible. Unfortunately, it was sampled again in 2014 by Nicki Minaj, a woman who compensates for her lack of talent by parading about in next to nothing at every opportunity.

Dishonourable mentions: All About That Bass – Meghan Trainor.

Best artist: Ed Sheeran

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No other artist or band dominated the airwaves like this guy in 2014. It helps that he’s a top bloke too.

Honourable mentions: Taylor Swift (will never buy her album, but it’s refreshing that she’s a pop star of actual talent); Chet Faker; Calvin Harris.

Best album: Ghost Stories: Coldplay

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A new Coldplay album never disappoints, and the brilliant British band delivered the goods once again with Ghost Stories. A rather deep and solemn album, it was essentially Chris Martin’s final goodbye to Gywneth Paltrow.

Best television show: Game of Thrones Daenerys_Targaryen_with_Dragon-Emilia_Clarke

Probably the best show for four years running, along with Breaking Bad. There’s little that needs to be said here, other than bring on season five!

Honourable mentions: Orange is the New Black; Walking Dead; The Project.

Most overrated show: The Bachelor

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Not only were blokes around the country pissed that their girlfriends had heightened expectations for expensive and exorbitant dates, the whole concept of a group of women desperately trying to win the affection of one man is a throwback to a bygone era.

Dishonourable mentions: The Block; Dancing with the Stars; X Factor; Desperate Housewives of Melbourne (notice a trend here…)

Biggest flog: Blake Garvey (The Bachelor)blake

No surprises here. The male stripper managed to piss off both genders by the show’s end. Guys hated his pretentious babble on the show, and girls soon learnt that he was a love rat of the highest order. Blake Garvey, you are the flog of 2014.

Dishonourable mentions: James Hird; Jacqui Lambie; Vladimir Putin; Gabi Grecko.

Best newcomer: Five Seconds of Summer

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I’m not necessarily a fan, but 2014 was their year – love them or hate them. After hearing Good Girls, I decided these guys aren’t bad. Any Australian group that goes worldwide has to be met with a nod of acknowledgement.

Honourable mentions: Nick Kyrgios; Chet Faker; Hozier; David Leyonhjelm.

Most over talked about: Jacqui Lambiejacqui lambie

Could easily have won biggest flog of 2014 too – but she’ll be in the Senate for the next five years so there’s plenty of time. On one level, we can admire her no nonsense attitude, but on another level, we really wish she was more humble and knew what she was doing there.

Dishonourable mentions: Kim Kardashian; Tony Abbott; ASADA/Essendon.

Better luck next year: Joe Hockey

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2014 was the year from hell for our treasurer. He had the unenviable task of selling a tough budget, and it went down like a led balloon. Smoking cigars after its completion and asserting that poor people don’t drive cars didn’t help his cause.

Biggest social media craze: The Ice Bucket Challenge

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While I still wonder whether people actually knew what amyotrophic lateral sclerosis is, there’s no doubting that the Ice Bucket Challenge was 2014’s social media craze.

Honourable mentions: The selfie; NekNominate; #putyourbatsout

Biggest disappointment: The AFL Grand Final

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We’ve been blessed with a series of close Grand Finals since 2005 (apart from Geelong’s 119 point thrashing of Port Adelaide in 2007, but that was okay), but this year’s decider, billed as one of the game’s of the decade, was a complete fizzer. Sydney failed to show anything, and the match was all over by half time. Neutral supporters moved to the beer fridge and started discussing the cricket and A-league by the 10 minute mark of the third quarter.

Dishonourable mentions: Shelving the East-West Link; Geelong’s finals series; Brazil’s capitulation to Germany in the World Cup; David Villa’s stint at Melbourne City.

AFL Game of the Year: Preliminary Final: Hawthorn 15.7.97 def. Port Adelaide 13.16.94

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Hawthorn seem to enjoy scaring their fans in preliminary finals. Six of their last seven preliminary finals have been decided by an average of five points. The Hawks looked home with a 29 point lead 14 minutes into the final term, before Port Adelaide gallantly went down swinging.

Honourable mentions: R23- Carlton 14.6.90 Vs. Essendon 13.12.90; R21- Geelong 11.16.82 def. Carlton 11.10.76; Round 13- Sydney 14.14.98 def. Port Adelaide 13.16.94.

Saddest moment: MH17 Flight getting shot down over Ukraine

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There were many global controversies that raised our concern in 2014. The Ebola Crisis, ISIS, The Nigerian schoolgirl kidnapping and the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370; but none raised more anger, confusion and geo-political controversy than the Ukraine Crisis and the shot down plane carrying 38 Australians.

Other mentions: Robin Williams’ death; Phillip Hughes; Aid workers’ executions at the hands of ISIS; Charlotte Dawson’s death; hostages’ death at Martin Place, Sydney.

Woman of the year: Julie Bishop

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Our Foreign Affairs minister has no doubt been the best performer in what so far has been a modest record for the Abbott government. My favourite moment was when she said she did not need to identify as a feminist to get places in life. She is too busy doing rather than being. A future Prime Minister, our very own Margaret Thatcher in the making.

Honourable mentions: Taylor Swift; Chelsea Clinton; Angelina Jolie.

Man of the year: Samuel Johnson

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For those of you who don’t know, Sam Johnson is the man who rode around Australia on a Unicycle to raise awareness and money for breast cancer research after his sister was diagnosed for the third time. He raised $1.4 Million by the time his ride finished in February, and he has since released the book: Love your Sister. What a great bloke!

Honourable mentions: Eddie Maguire; John Green; Ed Sheeran; Dr Charlie Teo (neurosurgeon); Thomas Picketty (economist).

R.I.P

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Robin Williams

Shirley Temple

Phil Hughes

Gough Whitlam

Joe Cocker

Joan Rivers

Richard Attenborough

….And of course, a quick look at the headlines for 2015…

Michael Clarke retires

Ebola finally under control

U.S deploys ground troops in war against Islamic State

Abbott facing Liberal Leadership Challenge

Kyrgios falls second in Australian Open

Hawkins wins first Coleman Medal

Essendon players escape penalty

‘Dumb & Dumber To’ flops

Star Wars breaks opening weekend sales

Record number of Australians fined for illegal downloads

Ablett announces return to Geelong

San Antonio Spurs pull off surprise back-to-back championship

Abbott breaks wind, students protest  

I hope 2014 brought you personally all that you hoped for. Happy New Year for 2015, and remember, the year will be what you make it.

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3 Comments on 2014: the year in review

  1. Petrol didn’t hit $2 per litre as predicted last year…. This is all a flop

  2. Not so sure about Ebola mate… aren’t they at 8k deaths now?

  3. I informed Sharp that no one in my household
    broken this set, however they said too unhealthy.

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